Two is the loneliest number

Last post, we talked about a website that offered express shipping for $12 even though it would arrive the same day as free shipping.  The lesson there was “check your edge cases.”

In that same vein, today we offer up this gem:

A screenshot of the banner at the top of my Doordash login. It brags that they have "no delivery fees from over 2 restaurants near you" in attempt to sell me their DashPass service.

Now admittedly, I live in the sticks, 30+ miles outside of Philadelphia, where most of the restaurants are mom-and-pop shops in strip malls, and “ethnic” means “Taco Bell”. 1)For ethical reasons I prefer GrubHub over Door Dash. (Not that their hands are clean either.) However, GrubHub offers me 1/3 of the number of food options that Door Dash does. And sometimes you need chicken korma.

So on one hand, not having a lot of “free delivery” options is not a surprise.

On the other hand, offering me “no delivery fees from over two restaurants near you” (emphasis mine) shifts their message from “hey look at these options!” to “you poor thing, bless your heart.”2)The real kicker is that sixteen DashPass restaurants will deliver to me. That’s actually pretty significant. And if it said “there are over 15 restaurants in your area…” they might have gotten my attention.

In making the DashPass sound unavailable, Door Dash made their own product sound, well, unavailable, and uninviting.  I’m not sure what the threshold for “yes, this sounds inviting” is (that’s what usability testing is for) but I do know that “two” wasn’t it.

When you check your edge cases and their messaging, consider how your user affected by the edges will feel. (Can this be read as “My brand is an asshole”? Is that your goal?) Adjust your content accordingly. 3)Oh, and make sure your app can count.

Not all of your customers are worth courting, but all of them deserve to feel like they matter.

Notes   [ + ]

1.For ethical reasons I prefer GrubHub over Door Dash. (Not that their hands are clean either.) However, GrubHub offers me 1/3 of the number of food options that Door Dash does. And sometimes you need chicken korma.
2.The real kicker is that sixteen DashPass restaurants will deliver to me. That’s actually pretty significant. And if it said “there are over 15 restaurants in your area…” they might have gotten my attention.
3.Oh, and make sure your app can count.

A light post for a light week

Screenshot of the shipping section of a form, where ground shipping will arrive June 12, or for thirteen dollars more expedited shipping will arrive the same date

Nothing says “We tested the edge cases” like offering me free regular shipping that arrives on June 12 for free or expedited shipping that costs $12.95 and also arrives on June 12.

True story: the state of Pennsylvania has shifted to a print-your-own-registration-forms format for car registration. (Your car must be registered for it to be legally drivable.)

When they used to mail your registration, they charged $2 for a second copy to be stuck in the envelope.

Now, they still offer the $2 fee for a second copy… but you’re downloading a PDF and printing it yourself. (You can print as many copies as you have printer toner and paper.) And if you do pay the $2, they give you the same PDF they gave you the first time.

So it’s really become a “are you paying attention?” tax on drivers.

Test your edge cases and your processes, folks.